Hey, guys. Remember these?
Remember when you said that nothing could be worse?
Well, I don’t know if they’re worse or not, but here they come.
Beach shoes, beach shoes everywhere!
Damn it, girls. Those things are worn on the beach, where there’s sand and sharp things that can hurt your delicate little feet.
Also, let’s face it. Toes are not always the most aesthetically pleasant part of the body and these things, no matter how good your toes look, will certainly make them look trollish.
They’re ugly, gross and odd looking. But, please, salute them as they pass you by every 10 minutes.